Rabu, 17 Agustus 2011

DRAMA ISLAM KTP(VERSI ENGLISH)

ISLAM KTP

On the terrace house Bang Ali, there is Sabrina & Jami 'being alone.
Sabrina: Hours, in drinking his coffee.
Jami ': Oh yes, Bi!
Sabrina: What? Sweet no?
Jami ': Oh sure ... if you see, add sweet coffee.!
Sabrina: Hmm ..., praise.
Jami ': Bi, by the way ...., A problem ... .., (nervous).
Sabrina: our wedding?
Jami ': Yes, what I meant.
Sabrina: Kan, Babe told you, memorize the first Yaasiin, our new marriage.
Jami ': Bi Yeah, but but the time was very long.
 • Shortly thereafter, Bang Ali came
Bang Ali: Assalamualaikum.
Jami '& Sabrina: Waalaikumsalam.
(Jami '& Sabrina sungkem, and Bang Ali sat).
Jami ': Uh ..., Babe
Bang Ali: Hours, will not be long, if the business & was sure, would be if only Yaasiin.
Jami ': If it is, Jami' tau Be.
Bang Ali: Add again, with Benediction, memorize 1 day 1 paragraph.
Jami ': Oh yes., Verses only 83 verses.
Sabrina: Well, listen to Jam.
Jami ': Yes Bi. Oh yes, Jami 'go home, Babe, Sabrina, Assalamualaikum.
Bang Ali & Sabrina: Waalaikumsalam.
Mamat & Karyo was walking alone, and happened to meet with Nina.
Nina: Assalamualaikum, Mamat, Karyo.
Mamat & Karyo: Waalaikumsalam, Nina.
Nina: Oh yes, I could be somewhere between Bang Ali?
Mamat: .. Oh, sure, it's just that easy.
Karyo: Hmm .., woo ...
Mamat: Shut up you polem, this bang affairs Mamat.
Karyo: Does Heroes.
Nina: It is ..., do not fight we go together. OK
Mamat & Karyo: OK Nina.
(They go to the bang Ali)
Mamat, Karyo, Nina: Assalamualaikum Bang Ali.
Bang Ali: Waalaikumsalam
Nina: Bang, Nina wanted Tanya, What a way to purify our hearts?
Bang Ali: That is the same as if you berwudlu ', but if you purify the heart by way of pious deeds multiply like sodakoh, berkahlakul karimah and others.
Karyo: true that Nin. It is my nature everyday.
Mamat: One polem, just bang Ali offend me Nin.
Bang Ali: Jangandengarkan these two fools Nin.
Mamat & Karyo: aduhh ...
Mamat: Wrong again.
Nina: Thank you bang Ali, for your answer. I leave first, Assalamualaikum.
Bang Ali, Mamat, Karyo: Waalaikumsalam.
Mamat: We also want to go bang,
Mamat & Karyo: Assalamualaikum.
Bang Ali: Waalaikumsalam.
(They all split up, including Mamat & Karyo)


In other places, there are stalls Karyo Susan to eat
Karyo: Assalamualaikum, Susan.
Susan: Waalaikumsalam, Mas Karyo, Mau what message?
Karyo: Ouch ..., Her smile was so sweet.!
I see you're satisfied, Susan.
Susan: Thank you Mas Karyo.
(Karyo see the tattoo on the hands of Susan, & ask).
Karyo: Oh yes, Susan. By the way do not you ever pray?
Susan: If you pray never, but rarely Mas Karyo.
Karyo: What is your religion of Islam?
Susan: Yeah, So what?
Karyo: No, but .., Just, I do not like to tatomu.
Susan: Why?
Karyo: Yes ... because Islam forbids his people tattooed & I so do not like it at you.
Susan: (pout)
• Mamat recently arrived at the stalls Susan.
Mamat: Why Susan Yo? You do with him?
Karyo: Well Matt, I do not like with Susan because his tattoo was.
Susan: Did not bang Mamat?
Mamat: Yes, if the tattoo, later wudlu'nya illegal & banned from the same religion.
Susan: So, Susan will have to do what?
Karyo: I do not know, but that's your business.
Susan: So, do not be eating?
Karyo: No!
Mamat: It was Susan,
Karyo & Mamat: Assalamualaikum.
Susan: Waalaikumsalam (with sullen faces)

Meanwhile, at home Madit bang, bang Madit is upset.
Bang Madit: Jamileh .. (yelling), make a brother of coffee.!
Jamie: Yeah bang, wait a minute. (Shout).
Bang Madit: For a long time. (Grumble).
• Not long later, Jamie came.
Jamie: It's bang, coffee.
• Bang Madit drank his coffee, & menyemburkannya again.
Jamie: Why coffee bang?
Bang Madit: Pahiii ... TTT (yelling loudly).
Jamie: Bang, if you like sweet coffee, see Jamie used to bang!
• Bang Madit directly looking at Jamie.
Jamie: Well .., right now, drinking coffee.
• Bang Madit menyemburkannya again.
Bang Madit: Still bitter, Mil.!
Jamie: That is not love with Jamie's brother
Bang Madit: What do drink coffee with love?
Jamie: If the brother in love with Jamie, the coffee would be nice bang. Indeed, with Jamie's brother is not saying. (Entered into while cenberut).
Bang Madit: (Berteriakk), Bahluuul, Astaghfirullohsladzimi.
(Go directly to the outdoors).
On the way, bang Madit met with Gina.
Bang Madit: Assalamualaikum, Gina is beautiful ..!
Gina: Waalaikumsalam, bang Madit.
Bang Madit: Just want to offer, would be the second brother's wife?
(With Slow).
Gina: No bang, sorry for Si Jamilah.
Bang Madit: Oh .., do not worry.
If Si Jamie let brother deal.
• From a distance, Mamat & Karyo see Bang Madit alone with Gina, Mamat & Karyo Jamie went straight to the house and tell the story,
Then Jamie came quietly behind bang Madit.
Bang Madit: How is Gina? Like it or not?
Gina: But, later Jamie was angry?
Bang Madit: That problem is easy, later brother pulangin Si Jamilah.
Jamie: Good .., .. nice, nice huh?
If you have two wives?
Bang Madit: Hey, Jamie! Abang was just kidding miles.
Mamat: Ha3x, marahin just Mpok.
Karyo: Yes, just beat.
Bang Madit: Bahluul, this is all caused you.
Mamat & Karyo: Angry ... cranky ...
Mamat: Yo yo, Anger is also ...,
Mamat & Karyo: May ...
• Bang Ali arrived.
Bang Ali: Assalamualaikum.
All: Waalaikumsalam.
Bang Ali: Jamie, Gina. You come home first.
Jamie & Gina: Yes Uncle. Assalamualaikum.
Bang Ali: DIT, he knowledgeable? But, kelakuanmu Antichrist. \
Bang Madit: Ah ...,
Mamat & Karyo: Ha3x, Rasain.
Bang Ali: Shut up you guys. Have a brain not in use. Just you Identity Card ISLAM Islam. ! Already, I'm going to the mosque, Assalamualaikum.
All: Waalaikumsalam.
Mamat: Bang, wait ... (Mamat & Karyo participate Bang Ali)
Bang Madit: Bahluul .., Mamat madesu Karyo, Bang Ali expert advice.
(Go well).

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